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An erection does not constitute personal growth.
Submitted by M.J.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Submitted by Abe

My inferiority complex isn't as good as yours.
Submitted by Abe

I drive like lightning. I hit trees.
Submitted by David Q.

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.
Submitted by Blaze B.

If you can't say something nice about somebody, then you've come to the right place.
Submitted by Blaze B.

Men. Give them an inch and they think they're a ruler.
Submitted by Sheila C.

Marilize legajuana.
Submitted by Mark P.

I've given up bowling for sex because you don't have to take your shoes off and the balls are lighter.
Submitted by Patty H.

Sex is like rain. It all depends on how many inches you get.
Submitted by Neda

A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?
Submitted by Heather O.

Chaste makes waste.
Submitted by Donnie J.

If first you don't succeed, suck and suck until you do succeed.
Submitted by Gene L.

Better to sleep with old hen than pullet.
Submitted by Vic L.

It only seems kinky the first time.
Submitted by Piper H.

Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move.
Submitted by Clint E.

Coffee, chocolate, men. Some things are just better rich.
Submitted by Autumn S.

Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
Submitted by Tom Y.

Necrophilia is dead.
Submitted by Jon Y.

The male sex drive prevents extinction. The female sex drive prevents overpopulation.
Submitted by Kyle B.

You're the reason God created the middle finger.
Submitted by Duane B.

I tried self-restraint, once, but I couldn't close the fourth handcuff.
Submitted by Katt T.

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Submitted by Faith H.

With enough thrust, lift is irrelevant.
Submitted by Jennifer

A boss is like a diaper. Always on your ass and constantly full of crap.
Submitted by Mike A.

Infertility is inconceivable.
Submitted by Drew B.

Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money?
Submitted by Gary M.

I like kids, but I can never finish a whole one.
Submitted by Laynee T.

Hello, officer. Put it on my tab.
Submitted by Jennifer

The only problem with Baptists is they don't hold them under long enough.
Submitted by Aislinn L.

All extremists should be shot.
Submitted by Scott

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