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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Stop animal experimentation. Use lawyers.

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
Submitted by Kylie G.

I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Submitted by Kylie G.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Submitted by Brandy D.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Submitted by Brandy D.

If we quit voting, will they all go away?
Submitted by Kylie G.

He who hesitates is not only lost, but also miles from the next exit.
Submitted by Kylie G.

I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on disk somewhere.
Submitted by Kylie G.

Boldly going nowhere.
Submitted by Kylie G.

Big objects behind me make me really nervous.
Submitted by Timothy C.

Survival of the species does not depend on you.
Submitted by Timothy C.

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
Submitted by Kylie G.

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!

Cats are dogs with a college education.

I know milk does a body good, but damn, how much did you drink?

I'm not bald. It's a solar panel for a sex machine.

Beauty is only a light switch away.

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

If you like my bumper, you'd love my headlights.

Thank you for not breeding.

Ninety-eight percent of all Fords are still on the road. The other two percent made it home.

My other car is a Zamboni.

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

As a matter of fact, I do own the road.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.

Support a lawyer. Become a doctor.

I hate coffee. It keeps me awake at work.

Freelance gynecologist.

Old upholsterers never die. They always recover.

Some call it stalking, I call it love.

My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate, so I got two more girlfriends.

Are you happy or are you married?

God is my favorite fictional character.

If you can read this, I've lost my boat.

I'm a handy man, I'll screw anything.
Submitted by Knut S.

Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.

Fight organized crime. Abolish the IRS.
Submitted by Brad J.

I hate intolerance.
Submitted by David S.

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

It's men like you that make women gay.
Submitted by Karin

Not tonight dear, I have a modem.

Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.

Friends don't let friends line dance.
Submitted by Karin

You have to be really secure to be seen in a car like this.

You never see a Harley parked in front of a shrink's office.
Submitted by Karin

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