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Pick-Up Lines

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
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Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I work at a condom factory. Want to help me test my product?

That dress looks good on you. As a matter of fact, so would I.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.

Your body is like an hourglass, and I really need to know what time it is.

Want to go halves on a bastard?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

Why don't you let me kiss you passionately, then I'll move up to your bellybutton?

Fat penguin. I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

If I got a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

How would you like to have your bellybutton tickled? From the inside.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I know milk does a body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking?

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

I work at a condom factory. Want to help me test my product?

I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.

Was your father a mechanic? No? Then, how'd you get such a finely tuned body?

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

Playing doctor is for kids. Let's play gynecologist.

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That dress looks good on you. As a matter of fact, so would I.
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Excuse me, but do fries come with that shake?

That dress looks great on you. As a matter of fact, so would I.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?

What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?

You look better and better each day, and tonight, you look like tomorrow.

If I follow you home, will you keep me?

Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

As long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit.


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