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How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
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Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just seem longer?

Do police sketch artists start out by drawing chalk outlines?

Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch tapeworms?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

If it only takes one dollar a day to feed a child in Africa, why does it take two dollars a day to lose weight with Jenny Craig?

How would you throw away a garbage can?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear himis he still wrong?

If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

If a person thinks marathons are superior to sprints, is that racism?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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Can you imagine a world without hypothetical situations?
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?

Can you imagine a world without hypothetical situations?

Does a fish get cramps if it swims too soon after eating?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "Fours"?

Why do they say "an alarm goes off" if it's really going on?

If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the driver end up owing you money?

If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

What happens when you call an 800 number collect?

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?

Why is it called "after dark," when it is really "after light"?

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