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Tell the truth. There's less to remember.
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Tell the truth. There's less to remember.

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

There are two ways to be rich. Make more or desire less.

Goals are deceptive. The unaimed arrow never misses.

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

Tell a man there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

Our biggest problem is that nobody wants to take responsibility for anything—but don't quote me on that.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken. A lifetime commitment for a pig.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the "escape" key.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

A cynic smells the flowers and then looks for the casket.

Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either.

Heck is where people go when they don't believe in gosh.

Rehab is for quitters.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.

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