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Actual Town Names from
Around the Globe

No kidding. These are real town names from the four corners of the globe. And no, we have no idea how a globe came to have corners.

big-bone-lick.jpg (15156 bytes)Ta Ta Creek (Canada)
Submitted by Tracy A.

Boysack (Scotland)

Anus (France)
Submitted by Mario B.

Trim (Ireland)
Submitted by N.M.

Clap Hill (United Kingdom)

Tittisee (Germany)
Submitted by Tom R.

Cockintake (United Kingdom)

Ballplay (Tennessee)

Caulkerbush (Scotland)
Submitted by Curtis M.

Agay (France)

Assloss (Scotland)

Bohner's Lake (Wisconsin)
Submitted by Shannon B.

Bigadic (Turkey)
Submitted by Bud D.

Backside (Scotland)

Cockplay (Scotland)
Submitted by Colin Y.

Bangs Beach (Maine, USA)
Submitted by Ian B.

Bare (United Kingdom)

Dickey (North Dakota, USA)
Submitted by Dusty B.

Blackdykes (England)

Pennis Wood (United Kingdom)
Submitted by Ian B.

Gofuku (Japan)
Submitted by Harry M.

Three Cocks (Wales)
Submitted by Harry M.

Dickeyville (Wisconsin, USA)
Submitted by Misty F.

Dunmovin (California, USA)
Submitted by Amanda N.

Peterhead (Scotland)
Submitted by Dave C.

Mount Gay (West Virginia)

Beaverville (Illinois, USA)
Submitted by Katie K.

Boody (Illinois, USA)
Submitted by Katie K.

Bone Gap (Illinois, USA)
Submitted by Katie K.

Vergennes (Illinois)
Submitted by Katie K.

Little Dix Village (West Indies)

Tightsqueeze (Virginia, USA)
Submitted by Barbara M.

Iron Knob (Australia)
Submitted by James R.

Big Knockerstown (United Kingdom)
Submitted by Matt W.

Climax Springs (Missouri, USA)
Submitted by Eric C.

Fertile (Minnesota, USA)
Submitted by Benny M.

Ironwood (Minnesota, USA)
Submitted by Kent

Willacoochie (Georgia, USA)
Submitted by Steve S.

Moreheadsville (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Mike B.

Weener (Germany)

Deep Gap (Tennessee, USA)
Submitted by Curtis T.

Glasscock (Texas, USA)
Submitted by Alan J.

Seman (Alabama, USA)
Submitted by Crystal M.

Long Dong (Guangxi, China)

Titless (Switzerland)
Submitted by James S.

Onacock (Virginia, USA)
Submitted by James E.

Maiden Gully (Australia)
Submitted by Carly

Penistone (England)
Submitted by Alan S.

Fort Dick (California, USA)

Gash (Iran)

Probe (Utah, USA)

Butztown (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Ione J.

Thong (England)
Submitted by Martin

Mary's Inlet (Canada)
Submitted by Basil P.

Bobbin Head (Australia)
Submitted by Matt C.

Mount Titlis (Switzerland)
Submitted by Carole L.

Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)

Elephant Butte (New Mexico, USA)

Dikshit (India)

Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)

Blowhard (Australia)
Submitted by Dominic O.

Sexbierum (Netherlands)
Submitted by Sjouk K.

Reamstown (Pennsylvania, USA)

Pecker's Point (Newfoundland, Canada)
Submitted by Matthew B.

Lickdale (Pennsylvania)
Submitted by Duane H.

Pickles Gap (Arkansas)
Submitted by Velton D.

Nether Wallop (England)
Submitted by Todd B.

Petting (Germany)
Submitted by Bob F.

Mount Mee (Australia)
Submitted by Ian

Titting (Germany)
Submitted by Bob F.

Titty Ho (England)

Yocumtown (Pennsylvania, USA)

Fugit (Kentucky, USA)
Submitted by Tad L.

Assinippi (Massachusetts, USA)
Submitted by Carol S.

Big Cockup and Little Cockup (England)
Submitted by Kirsty F.

Cocktown (Wexford, Ireland)

Cockburn (Australia)
Submitted by Peter R.

Bangor (Wales)
Submitted by Matt

Dyckesville (Wisconsin, USA)

Ballville (Ohio, USA)

Prickwillow (England)
Submitted by Alam C.

Black Charlie's Opening (Australia)
Submitted by Helen Hills

Kinmount (Ontario, Canada)
Submitted by Crystal G. and Mikey P.

Euren (Wisconsin, USA)

Cockland (Ohio, USA)

Spuzzum (Canada)
Submitted by Mike B.

Bloody Dick (Montana, USA)
Submitted by S.B.

Shafter (California, USA)

Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)

Mt. Buggery (Australia)
Submitted by Stan L.

Handcock Town (North Carolina, USA)
Submitted by Michelle S.

Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)

Sackville (Canada)
Submitted by Kyle W.

Twatt (Orkney, UK)

Muff (County Donegal, Ireland)

Maggie's Nipples (Wyoming, USA)
Submitted by Tom M.

Bone's Knob (Queensland, Australia)
Submitted by Cyd

Fingringhoe (Essex, UK)
Submitted by Jill M.

Titz (Germany)
Submitted by Ryan A.

Needmore (Texas, USA)
Submitted by Sheila A.

Fruitport (Michigan, USA)
Submitted by Michelle F.

Zip Down (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Lucia H.

Mount Holly (New Jersey, USA)
Submitted by Chris

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