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Blue Ball, Pennsylvania

Puseyville (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Catherine J.

Licking Valley (Ohio, USA)

Gobblers Knob (Kentucky, USA)
Submitted by Tad L.

Wankie (Zimbabwe)

Nobber (County Meath, Ireland)

Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)

Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)

Chinaman's Knob (Australia)

Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

Tittybong (Australia)

Wankener (India)

Blue Ball (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Jim P.

Big Beaver (Saskatchewan, Canada)
Submitted by Brian K.

Athol (Idaho, USA)
Submitted by Shannon F.

Wanker's Corner (Oregon, USA)
Submitted by Jamie K.

Fukum (Yemen)

Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)

Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)

Turdo (Romania)

Dongo (Congo, Democratic Republic)

Seymen (Turkey)

Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)

Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)

Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)

Wanks River (Nicaragua)

Mianus (Connecticut, USA)
Submitted by Jamie K.

Fucu (Mozambique)
Submitted by Jamie K.

Sac City (Iowa, USA)

Crappo, Maryland

Slut (Vasterbotten, Sweden)
Submitted by Jamie K.

Crappo (Maryland, USA)

Busti (New York, USA)

Gaysport (Ohio, USA)

Jugtown (Pennsylvania, USA)

Ass Rock (Newfoundland, Canada)

Study Butte (Texas, USA)

Dorking (Surrey, Great Britain)

Wank (Bavaria)

Ass Hill (Newfoundland, Canada)

Blow Me Down (Newfoundland, Canada)

Old Man's Head (Newfoundland, Canada)

Meat Cove (Nova Scotia, Canada)

Shitagoo Lake (Quebec, Canada)

Smuts (Saskatchewan, Canada)

Boob Creek (Alaska, USA)

Gayville and Fruitdale (South Dakota, USA)
Submitted by Bill M.

Tatitlik (Alaska, USA)
Submitted by Matthew C.

Bald Knob (Illinois, USA)
Submitted by Patrick M.

Fertile (Minnesota, USA)
Submitted by Brian M.

Horneytown (North Carolina, USA)
Submitted by Brian M.

Meat Camp (North Carolina, USA)
Submitted by Brian M.

French Lick (Indiana, USA)
Submitted by Scott M.

Reddick (Florida, USA)
Submitted by Piotr R.

Virginville (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Nicky W.

Conception Bay, Newfoundland

Conception Bay (Newfoundland)
Submitted by Jennifer

Yorky's Knob (Queensland, Australia)
Submitted by Patrick M.

Crested Butte (Colorado, USA)
Submitted by Lauren F.

Big Ugly (West Virginia, USA)
Submitted by Kent

Piddle-in-the-Hole (England)
Submitted by Tony P.

Blueball (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Rose

Shag Harbour (Nova Scotia)
Submitted by Patrick C.

Come by Chance (Newfoundland)
Submitted by Patrick C.

Dick Knob (Australia)
Submitted by Edi W.

Toad Suck (Arkansas, USA)
Submitted by James S.

Pussy Creak (Ireland)
Submitted by Catherine H.

Kiester (Minnesota, USA)
Submitted by Quin O.

Weed (New Mexico, USA)
Submitted by Quin O.

Dryknob (Missouri, USA)
Submitted by Greg S.

Myanis (New York, USA)
Submitted by Pam

Smackey Bottom (Kentucky, USA)

Bastard Township (Leeds County, Canada)
Submitted by Anafae

Mount Scott (Oklahoma, USA)

F*cking (Austria)
Submitted by Paul F.

Belcher (Louisana, USA)
Submitted by Kyle L.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (North Wales, U.K.)
Submitted by Niall S.

Breedsville (Michigan, USA)
Submitted by John H.

Cumming (Georgia, USA)
Submitted by Mike T.

Beaver Crossing (Nebraska, USA)
Submitted by Brian F.

Boring (Oregon, USA)
Submitted by Randy B.

Sally's Gap (Ireland)
Submitted by Shay D.

Dick Johnson (Indiana, USA)
Submitted by John G.

Beaver Bottom (Kentucky, USA)
Submitted by Tad L.

Black Butte (Oregon, USA)
Submitted by Nicki W.

Sandy Balls (England)
Submitted by Dan H.

Tilicum (Washington, USA)
Submitted by Ron S.

Hell (Indiana, USA)
Submitted by Julie

Fruitland (Idaho,USA)
Submitted by Jenni & Nathan

Climax, New York

Cherry Valley, Beaver Dams, Climax, Coxsackie (New York, USA)
Submitted by Nathan B.

Fort Gay (West Virginia, USA)
Submitted by Jessica M.

Conception Junction (Missouri, USA)
Submitted by Drew L.

Sexsmith (Alberta, Canada)
Submitted by Belinda

Middlesex (New Jersey, USA)
Submitted by Hanna B.

Gays Mills (Wisconsin, USA)
Submitted by Sarah R.

Cummington (Massachusetts, USA)
Submitted by Lincoln K.

Upper Dicker, Lower Dicker (East Sussex, U.K.)
Submitted by Darren H.

Cockermouth (Lake District, U.K.)
Submitted by Steve O.

Dix (Illinois, USA)
Submitted by Brent M.

Cockeysville (Maryland, USA)
Submitted by Jay & Steve

Dykesville (Wisconsin, USA)
Submitted by Rodger S.

Beaverton (Oregon, USA)
Submitted by Aaron

Bareneed (Newfoundland, Canada)
Submitted by Joe S.

Bumbang (Victoria, Australia)
Submitted by Rodney C.

Sugar Tit (South Carolina, USA)
Submitted by Rodney C.

Knudshoved (Denmark)
Submitted by Becky H.

Licky Hills (England)
Submitted by Becky H.

Needmore (Alabama, USA)

Crapo (Maryland, USA)

Bogue Homo (Mississippi, USA)

Buttzville (New Jersey, USA)

Lovelady (Texas, USA)

Ding Dong (Texas, USA)
Submitted by Dudley D.

Assawoman (Virginia, USA)
Submitted by Harold K.

Lizard Lick (North Carolina, USA)
Submitted by Jamie D.

Dildo Run Provincial Park (Newfoundland, Canada)
Submitted by Cliff

Mink Cove, Canada

Virgin Arm (Newfoundland, Canada)
Submitted by Cliff

Mink Cove (Novia Scotia, Canada)

Cankerville (Ontario, Canada)

Crotch Lake (Ontario, Canada)

Nipissing (Ontario, Canada)

Flower Mound (Texas, USA)
Submitted by Nicholas W.

Dyke (Kentucky, USA)
Submitted by Stefanie B.

Morehead (Kentucky, USA)
Submitted by Stefanie B.

Pusey (Gluoster, United Kingdom)
Submitted by Jeffery O.

Acocks Green (Birmingham, United Kingdom)
Submitted by Vicky H.

Tunapuna (Trinidad)
Submitted by Vicky H.

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