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Welcome to's Online Confessional. Here you will be absolved of your sins. We understand it is sometimes difficult to make it to a church to confess, but with modern technology, the confessional can now come to you.

Remember, the confessional is not just for Catholics. In fact, the word "Catholic" means "universal." Forgiveness is for everyone (except TV evangelists). Yes, even YOU can find salvation here. It's as easy as filling out the following form.

Bless you for visiting the Online Confessional.

How long has it been since your last confession?

(Pull down menu for more options.)

Select the sins you have committed within the last 30 days.

(To select more than one, hold down the "CTRL" key as you click...and shame on you!)

Have you coveted anything today?

Highlight the Deadly Sins you have committed since your last confession.

Which of the following is your preferred euphemism for masturbation? (Men only.)

What is your favorite position in bed?

Leviticus 18:23 states "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith." When you read this passage, which of the following most closely describes your reaction?

Please enter a recent sin you are most proud of:

Have you ever accepted money for sex?

Now that you have completed this form, hit the button below to submit your confession.

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